The 12 Days of Christmas -- SPD Version


12 Days of Christmas -- SPD Version


On the first day of Christmas,
SPD gave to me
A meltdown Oscar worthy!

On the second day of Christmas,
SPD gave to me
Two heavy blankets,
And a meltdown Oscar worthy!

On the third day of Christmas,
SPD gave to me
Three screaming boys,
Two heavy blankets,
And a meltdown Oscar worthy!

On the fourth day of Christmas,
SPD gave to me
Four spinning Egg Chairs,
Three screaming boys,
Two heavy blankets,
And a meltdown Oscar worthy!

On the fifth day of Christmas,
SPD gave to me
A five hour migraine,
Four spinning Egg Chairs,
Three screaming boys,
Two heavy blankets,
And a meltdown Oscar worthy!

On the sixth day of Christmas,
SPD gave to me
Six ears a-covered,
A five hour migraine,
Four spinning Egg Chairs,
Three screaming boys,
Two heavy blankets,
And a meltdown Oscar worthy!

On the seventh day of Christmas,
SPD gave to me
Seven squishy stress balls,
Six ears a-covered,
A five hour migraine,
Four spinning Egg Chairs,
Three screaming boys,
Two heavy blankets,
And a meltdown Oscar worthy!

On the eighth day of Christmas,
SPD gave to me
Eight hours of brushing,
Seven squishy stress balls,
Six ears a-covered,
A five hour migraine,
Four spinning Egg Chairs,
Three screaming boys,
Two heavy blankets,
And a meltdown Oscar worthy!

On the ninth day of Christmas,
SPD gave to me
Nine packs of chewing gum,
Eight hours of brushing,
Seven squishy stress balls,
Six ears a-covered,
A five hour migraine,
Four spinning Egg Chairs,
Three screaming boys,
Two heavy blankets,
And a meltdown Oscar worthy!

On the tenth day of Christmas,
SPD gave to me
Ten hours of heavy work,
Nine packs of chewing gum,
Eight hours of brushing,
Seven squishy stress balls,
Six ears a-covered,
A five hour migraine,
Four spinning Egg Chairs,
Three screaming boys,
Two heavy blankets,
And a meltdown Oscar worthy!

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
SPD gave to me
Eleven relatives left speechless,
Ten hours of heavy work,
Nine packs of chewing gum,
Eight hours of brushing,
Seven squishy stress balls,
Six ears a-covered,
A five hour migraine,
Four spinning Egg Chairs,
Three screaming boys,
Two heavy blankets,
And a meltdown Oscar worthy!

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
SPD gave to me
Twelve gluten-free cookies,
Eleven relatives left speechless,
Ten hours of heavy work,
Nine packs of chewing gum,
Eight hours of brushing,
Seven squishy stress balls,
Six ears a-covered,
A five hour migraine,
Four spinning Egg Chairs,
Three screaming boys,
Two heavy blankets,
And a meltdown Oscar worthy!


Can anyone out there sing? Want to record this for me? That would be hysterical!!

Email me if you are interested,
H

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8 comments:

Jaimee said...

Ha! I love this Hartley : )

Chynna said...

HA!!!! =D

BTW: If you're interested in a Beatles-esque styled version, I'm sure my kiddos can put something together for ya. Lemme know and I'll hook ya up!! ;D

Chynna
www.lilywolfwords.ca
www.the-gift-blog.com
www.seethewhiteelephants.blogspot.com

Hartley said...

Thanks Ladies! Nothing better than Monday starting off with a laugh!

H

Patty O. said...

This is great! My favorite is the oscar worthy meltdown. Oh, have we had a few of those in the past. Hopefully, we won't have any this week!

Laurie Wallin said...

I just keep wanting to repeat the "5-hour-mi-grane!" line. Kinda feeling that way myself today... :)

Very funny song, Hartley. Hope you get it recorded!

Gavin Bollard said...

Oh brilliant - though a little too close for comfort. :-)

Jill said...

I just read this to my 5 year old SPD child and by verse 5 he said "hey, that's like me and cooper!" LOVE IT!!!!!!

Nate's Mom said...

I love it. This is so true to SPD life. I love how you live life with a sense of humor. I wish every SPD parent would stumble across this blog. Sometimes, all you can do is laugh. But, it helps to know that someone else "gets it."

Sheri in CA