12 Days of Christmas -- SPD Version
On the first day of Christmas,
SPD gave to me
A meltdown Oscar worthy!
On the second day of Christmas,
SPD gave to me
Two heavy blankets,
And a meltdown Oscar worthy!
On the third day of Christmas,
SPD gave to me
Three screaming boys,
Two heavy blankets,
And a meltdown Oscar worthy!
On the fourth day of Christmas,
SPD gave to me
Four spinning Egg Chairs,
Three screaming boys,
Two heavy blankets,
And a meltdown Oscar worthy!
On the fifth day of Christmas,
SPD gave to me
A five hour migraine,
Four spinning Egg Chairs,
Three screaming boys,
Two heavy blankets,
And a meltdown Oscar worthy!
On the sixth day of Christmas,
SPD gave to me
Six ears a-covered,
A five hour migraine,
Four spinning Egg Chairs,
Three screaming boys,
Two heavy blankets,
And a meltdown Oscar worthy!
On the seventh day of Christmas,
SPD gave to me
Seven squishy stress balls,
Six ears a-covered,
A five hour migraine,
Four spinning Egg Chairs,
Three screaming boys,
Two heavy blankets,
And a meltdown Oscar worthy!
On the eighth day of Christmas,
SPD gave to me
Eight hours of brushing,
Seven squishy stress balls,
Six ears a-covered,
A five hour migraine,
Four spinning Egg Chairs,
Three screaming boys,
Two heavy blankets,
And a meltdown Oscar worthy!
On the ninth day of Christmas,
SPD gave to me
Nine packs of chewing gum,
Eight hours of brushing,
Seven squishy stress balls,
Six ears a-covered,
A five hour migraine,
Four spinning Egg Chairs,
Three screaming boys,
Two heavy blankets,
And a meltdown Oscar worthy!
On the tenth day of Christmas,
SPD gave to me
Ten hours of heavy work,
Nine packs of chewing gum,
Eight hours of brushing,
Seven squishy stress balls,
Six ears a-covered,
A five hour migraine,
Four spinning Egg Chairs,
Three screaming boys,
Two heavy blankets,
And a meltdown Oscar worthy!
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
SPD gave to me
Eleven relatives left speechless,
Ten hours of heavy work,
Nine packs of chewing gum,
Eight hours of brushing,
Seven squishy stress balls,
Six ears a-covered,
A five hour migraine,
Four spinning Egg Chairs,
Three screaming boys,
Two heavy blankets,
And a meltdown Oscar worthy!
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
SPD gave to me
Twelve gluten-free cookies,
Eleven relatives left speechless,
Ten hours of heavy work,
Nine packs of chewing gum,
Eight hours of brushing,
Seven squishy stress balls,
Six ears a-covered,
A five hour migraine,
Four spinning Egg Chairs,
Three screaming boys,
Two heavy blankets,
And a meltdown Oscar worthy!
Merry Christmas everyone!
H
4 comments:
Oh brilliant!!!
(and I think I've got my five hour migraine already).
Hope your Christmas is/was great.
did you write this...i love it...so funny...yet so true
Yes, I wrote this! You know, apparently I have spare time. LOL
Happy New Year!
Hartley
I catching up on your December posts, and this is priceless! We had all this and more a couple of years ago, visiting relatives out of state for the holidays. It was a minor nightmare at the time. But put it like this, it's hilarious!! Thanks!
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